Trump Blocks Huawei And China Checkmates Him

Jared Kushner tried to act like he knew how to solve the immigration debacle when he presented Trump’s ideas to a few lawmakers. Kushner’s immigration solution only allows English-speaking and educated immigrants into the country. Jared also threw a few other things on Trump’s wish list in the plan. But he didn’t address the DACA issue.

The Democrats didn’t like Kushner’s slippery presentation, and the fact he couldn’t answer questions. That made some lawmakers wonder why he didn’t bring Ivanka with him so she could spew some of that invisible Trump con man oil all over them. Even the Republicans wondered why Jared wasn’t partying with the prince of Saudi Arabia.

According to nytimes.com, Trump’s immigration plan won’t win him any votes, but it does give him a chance to say the Democrats still want to let the desperados rob and steal from Americans, just like he does, Tariff-style.

The farmers want to think Trump’s tariff addiction is just a short-term thing. Mr. Trump told the farmers he knows he’s screwing them, but as patriots, he knows they understand. He wants to give farmers another $15 billion if he ever finds a way to do that and still build his wall.

Mr. Trump needs the farmer’s vote, so he’ll tell them anything to calm them down. Farm belt lawmakers know Trump won’t back down. Mr. Trump likes the power in tariffs. And he doesn’t care about the consequences, according to the Washington Post. But Republican senators and congressmen who are up for reelection care.

The president claimed a security victory when he closed the business door on Huawei and other Chinese tech companies. Trump wanted the Chinese to change the way they treat their companies in the trade agreement. But China said, no way. So Trump decided to turn up the heat on Beijing by blocking Chinese companies from during business in the United States.

Blocking Chinese companies from doing business might be a battle China will fight with Trump. But the Chinese won’t be talking about his trade agreement anymore. According to the state-run Chinese press, the trade talks are over. If Trump wants to continue talking, he’ll have to drop the tariffs and stop acting like a bullying dick.

Chinese news reports say Trump’s a little Kong-Kong crazy. He throws too much shade their way to take him seriously. The Chinese say China is ready for the trade war. They have the time advantage as well as the mental advantage, according to Chinese scholars.